Many of you will hear your suggies barking at night maybe once a week, I’ve done lots of research on […]
Relax, listen to the waves, and breathe out the bullshit.
Bitches can’t even.
For anyone who was hit hard by the summer beach laughing at their curves.
Despite the many rumors circling the internet, Homer will not be leaving Marge for a Pharmacist (Lena Dunham). “I didn’t […]
My top list of ducking autocorrect fails are the following: ik, yoy, copmuter, teh, ducking, butch, penis potion, widows, aaple, manboobs, Fuhrer, jizz, I’d, worth, hamster, human beef, and of course the most misused term vagina. Please note that Beiruting, sexiye, and ZwZing have yet to catch global media attention.
“Nobody Can Be Uncheered With A Balloon.” – Pooh Rob Lancaster reintroduced me to Pooh Bear not as a simple […]