Introducing YOY and DUCKING to the dictionary

We’ve all had autocorrect issues with our phones, but the most commonly accepted terms have now become yoy (you), ducking (fucking), and ik (ok).

Somewhere in the summer of 2013, the word “twerk” was introduced to the English language as an official verb, taking it’s place alongside “To google” and “Buzzworthy”.

twerk (v.): to dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance

My top list of ducking autocorrect fails are the following: ik, yoy, copmuter, teh, ducking, butch, penis potion, widows, aaple, manboobs, Fuhrer, jizz, I’d, worth, hamster, human beef, and of course the most misused term vagina. Please note that Beiruting, sexiye, and ZwZing have yet to catch global media attention.

Here’s a list of newly submitted words, and here is how to know if you truly have a new word that the world understands.

Maybe now is a good time to reinvent the English language! I’m sure with so many new terms floating around meme-world that the majority of people now understand the gist of any typo send through sms or whatsapp, so why not just start writing college level essays using derp-language? Deez wurrz er nt gawnu reyt demslvz:p

 

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