Relax, listen to the waves, and breathe out the bullshit.
Fuck that.
Bitches can’t even.
How to snatch your Apple Music nickname before it’s too late!
Open your music app, and in the top left corner open the Profile icon. The EDIT button will give you a second line after your name to add your 32 letters nickname. Be quick before someone snatches it!!!
I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore [VIDEO]
For anyone who was hit hard by the summer beach laughing at their curves.
Homer and Marge are NOT Breaking Up, Simpsons To Resume Their Dysfunctional Marriage
Despite the many rumors circling the internet, Homer will not be leaving Marge for a Pharmacist (Lena Dunham). “I didn’t […]
Introducing YOY and DUCKING to the dictionary
My top list of ducking autocorrect fails are the following: ik, yoy, copmuter, teh, ducking, butch, penis potion, widows, aaple, manboobs, Fuhrer, jizz, I’d, worth, hamster, human beef, and of course the most misused term vagina. Please note that Beiruting, sexiye, and ZwZing have yet to catch global media attention.
Lego Just Released a Minecraft Killer
“Lego Just Released a Minecraft Killer”. How epic is this title composition? Smart men in suits control Lego, they brought […]